Stacy’s best friend begins to sing to Stacy’s dismay Stacy, can I come over after school? We can hang around by the pool Did your dad get back from his business trip? Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip? You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be I'm all growing up now, like man I'm 23! Stacy's dad is actually pretty rad He's all I want, and I'm obsessed just a tad Stacy can't you see? Your dad's just the guy for me I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Stacy's dad Stacy, do you remember when we went to prom? Your dad drove us, socks and sandals on! (whoo!) I could tell he liked me as his daughter's friend (It's very scandalous, I know) With the way he said, "why don't you stay over the weekend?" (whoo-hoo-hoo!) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your folks split up, your dad could use a gal like me, hey! Stacy's dad is actually pretty rad He's all I want, and it's actually pretty sad Stacy, can't you see? Your dad's just the guy for me I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Stacy's dad Stacy's dad! Yes, I'm in love! Oh, woah, woah! Stacy's dad is actually pretty rad He's all I want, and I'm obsessed just a tad Stacy, can't you see? Your dad's just the guy for me I know it might be bad Oh, babadabadab-oh Woah, oh-oh-oh-oh Oh! Stacy, can't you see? Your dad's just the guy for me I know it might be bad But I'm in love with Stacy's dad

Stacy’s finally speaks up You done now? Really everyone I know reveals they’re amazing singers as soon as they spot a member of my family! But really why? Why does this keep happening?! At this point I’m going to stop bringing people over!