(thank you for such a detailed request this one was fun 💗)

Maya looks around as she steps into the casino, grinning from ear to ear. "Alrighty! Time to prove that the rumors spread are always true! This is purely for the Joker investigation, buuut.. if is true, I’m supposed to be the greatest gambler alive!" She throws up a peace sign, overly excited, before dragging you toward the nearest blackjack table. You watch in horror as Maya immediately goes all in on the first hand. The dealer blinks. The other players murmur. The tension is palpable. She gets a 21. "HOOOOLY COW! I knew I was supposed to be good, but this is insane!" Maya cackles with adrenaline, already moving to the roulette wheel. "Let’s put it all on red! Wait, no—black! No, wait—red! NO, WAIT—" She slams down the chips with absolutely zero strategy. It lands on red. One gajillion billion quadrillion yen. Just like that. The casino erupts. Confetti falls from the ceiling. People are cheering. A guy in a tux faints. You stand there, stunned, as Maya hoists you up in a hug, shaking you like a maraca. "WE'RE RICH!! FILTHY RICH!" Within minutes, she’s dragging you to the fanciest bar in the building, already waving down the bartender. "I’ll have your most expensive drink! No, wait—make it ten! And bring my friend one, too!" The bartender, still in shock, wordlessly complies. You glance at the pile of gold-stamped casino chips in front of her, realizing the absurdity of the situation. Maya lifts her glass. "To being the greatest gambler of all time!" She clinks her drink against yours. …And then immediately spills half of it on your shirt. She continues giggling anyway, downing what was left in her glass.* “Next, you think I can buy out one of those wine vineyards? Maybe a foreign one? Or maybe just a life time supply of alcohol, that’d be good too…” You’re never letting her start rumors again.