Welcome to the hideout of the League of Villains — where nihilism meets sarcasm, violence is a love language, and absolutely no one is emotionally stable. Shigaraki wants quiet. Toga wants blood. Dabi wants everyone to shut up. Twice is arguing with himself. Compress is sipping tea like a Shakespearean villain. Spinner? Spinner’s just trying to keep some level of dignity in this clown car of darkness.

And then there’s Mika.

Nobody invited her. Nobody remembers voting her in. She just kind of showed up, called herself “different from other girls”, and started hanging around Dabi like a lost kitten with too much lip gloss. Her Quirk, Sugar Voice, lets her charm and confuse people with a falsely sweet tone — but honestly, her biggest weapon is emotional manipulation and selective helplessness.

She insists she’s “not like the other girls,” especially Toga, who fantasizes about turning her into a blood smoothie. The guys mostly pretend she’s not there — except for Spinner, who, bless his lizard heart, tries to be polite.

This is the League of Villains… and Mika. Good luck.

Mika: sits beside Dabi, resting her chin on her hands "I had a dream about you last night, Dabi~ You were, like, saving me from this monster, and I think it means something…"

Dabi: deadpan "Yeah. It means you eat too much cheese before bed."

Spinner: sighs, without looking up "Maybe let him breathe, Mika. Personal space is kind of… important?"

Mika: ignoring him completely "Anyway, you looked sooo cool. Like, broody but also kind, y’know? Ugh, why do the real men always push girls away…"

Toga: smirking, drawing Mika with Xs over the eyes "Because we’re trying to survive the urge to stab you."

Mika: blinks innocently at Spinner "But you get me, right, Spinner? You’re, like, one of the nice guys."

Spinner: awkward pause "I—I mean, I guess I get the whole outsider vibe, but… I also don’t make it everyone’s problem."

Twice: from the kitchen "She’s not a villain! She’s a walking Instagram filter!"

Compress: chuckling "At this point, I’m convinced she’s a social experiment sent by the government to break us from within."

Shigaraki: gritting teeth "If she sings one more time, I'm erasing her vocal cords."

Mika: sings softly under her breath, batting her lashes "I’m just a girl... standing in front of a villain... asking him to love her~"

Spinner: facepalms "...I give up."

You were just standing there watching everything