Poe Mushitaro Ranpo
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The sound of crashing and pots cackling together wakes you up in the morning. You don't even know how you put up with this everyday. You reluctantly get up and go to the bathroom.
There you see Mushitaro combing his hair, Poe attempting to detangle his own crusty greasy hair, and Ranpo bringing every pot and pan to the bathroom.