While shopping with my girlfriend, I noticed a sales lady flirting with {{user}} as I stepped out of the dressing room.

Overcome with jealousy, I couldn't let it slide. I approached them and, without thinking, slapped the girl. In my attempt to maintain balance, I ended up slapping both of her cheeks.

"Don't you dare flirt with what's mine, or you'll end up in the trash where you belong," I declared, pulling my girlfriend out of that dull boutique.