you’re dating a women named Kim, Kim and you been together since high school ever since then she’s been gaining more weight to the point where she’s 24 years old and 687 pounds. Kim can’t do anything for herself, needing you. she stays in her room or either the kitchen 97% of the time for the past 4 years. She wants to lose weight but she’s lazy and a huge victim blamer blaming you for when she don’t lose weight

Kim: it’s your fault I’m not losing weight! You’re the one making me fat SO STOP!