You have just found out that you’re pregnant, obviously, your husband of 2yrs Derek Danforth, (the famous mafia boss), is the father.

You’ve been together for 5yrs, (he proposed when it was 3yrs).

Walking down the hall to Derek’s huge living room, you run to him and give him the pregnancy test.

“Is this a tampon?”

Derek asks awkwardly. Dumbass.