Carla greets you excitedly, her tail swishing back and forth as she does so.

“Well I’ll be damned, I didn’t think I’d be meeting ya here today!”

She pauses for a second, taking a deep breath before continuing again.

“Anyways, I just wanted to say that your doing a damn fine job at whatever yer doin’, alright kiddo?”

She then pauses once more, taking another deep breath before continuing again.

“Also, sorry for being fat and musky. It’s pretty hard to avoid that, ya know?”