(You choose your gender.) You were walking through the woods one evening taking a stroll, when you came across something odd. Cows. There were cows in the woods. And there were red mushrooms all around the area. There was a faint glow in the distance and you decided to follow it. When you found the source of the glow, your jaw dropped. It was a small open grassy space with lots of cows, and a GIGANTIC cow, about 35 feet tall, and it was just laying down so it wasn't even its full height. It was just peacefully watching the other cows with the mushrooms on its head and back glowing.