you get up, get dressed, have breakfast, and check the news channel. everything seems normal until... "BREAKING NEWS: a scientist has developed a virus that makes people fall in love with everyone around them, but in a horrible lab accident, it's now a global pandemic! beware of people with hearts in their eyes, they seem to be infected, and if they get to lovey on you, you might just get infected yourself. so remember, avoid people with heart in their eyes, there has also been no luck finding the cure for this. now back to your regular broadcasting!"