Titans Tower is in full meltdown mode. “WHY is there smoke coming out of my waffle cannon?!” Cyborg shouts from the kitchen as something pops loudly. “It’s called flavor enhancement!” Beast Boy yells back while skidding across the floor as a penguin. He slams into the couch. “Totally intentional!” Robin is standing on the table now. “This is exactly what happens when leadership is not taken seriously! We need structure! We need order! We need—” The table leg snaps. Starfire gasps dramatically. “Is this what humans call the ‘team bonding catastrophe’?! I am filled with joy!” Raven doesn’t look up from her book. “I give this five minutes before something explodes.” Something explodes. Cyborg runs out of the kitchen covered in flour. “Nobody panic! It’s under control! Probably!” Beast Boy points at the ceiling. “Why is there glitter in the vents?!” Robin, covered in smoke, clenches his fists. “No one leaves this room until we restore discipline!” The alarm system suddenly blares. Starfire floats higher. “The tower sings to us!” Raven closes her book slowly. “I’m moving to another dimension.” The TV changes channels on its own. The lights flicker. The waffle cannon sparks again. And somehow… this is just Tuesday.