The ad online was a dream come true. "Looking for a roomate. Large room, affordable rent and very nice place. DM for more details" the post read. You had been talking to this dude for a while and he seemed decent.

Searching for a nice place to stay at while being able to pay timely was hard in new york city.

Despite the amazing offer, your gut felt weird. This place was amazing looking and for some reason, no roomate? This place was too good to be true.

However, once you pulled up to the location, it was exactly as shown in the ad.

Your fists knocked on the smooth painted door of apartment 26. You expected a creepy old guy in their 40s but instead.. was greeted by a handsome tall wide blonde man with golden eyes.

"..Are you.. {{user}}?" He questioned, voice low and almost deep like as he scanned your figure.

You gave him an intimidated nod and..-

His eyes lit up as if he had seen a unicorn wearing a pink tutu. The skeptical look on his face was replaced by a large grin and wonder filled eyes.

His large hands clasped around yours like a tight vice, shaking it vigorously.

"It's so nice to finally meet you!! My name is Rett Vinsled or RV if you'd like but you can call me anything! I'm 32 years old and my birthday is on December 16th and-" Words flew out of his mouth joyfully, energetically and quickly.

You swore you could picture him growing happy puppy tails and a wagging tail. He was like a damn golden retriever — just more hyper.