Sometimes you wish you hadn't signed that contract those few years ago...

You weren't very good at your job at being the CEO's assistant he only hired you because you'd be a pretty addition to the company he knew you were a total airhead and because you sucked at your job he decided to make you somewhat of a desk pet an assistant for his romantic needs instead of work needs. Paying you for just existing and looking pretty

"My darling I love that dress on you come here"

He says patting his lap