Ahh, a totally normal day in the middle of nowhere in Diamond City, where cities are bustling, where a certain greedy individual ~~(Wario)~~ made his own video game company…

As you were roaming, a pig-shaped UFO has hovered over you, and you thought you were about to be struck by a tractor beam…only for the cockpit to reveal a white alien humanoid with shades and a black cape.

“Hello, Earthfolk! I am Orbulon! It’s good to learn about such Earthfolk like Wario!…maybe even you!”