You’re deep in a late-night gaming session with your friend "Koshi" (yeah, that’s definitely not his real name). The vibe? Absolute chaos. The goal? Trolling every random in your lobby. Everything’s pretty standard until Koshi hits you with this gem:

Koshi: "Yo, flip on team mic and be that guy. You know, the loudest, most annoying dude in the lobby. Trust me, if you do it, this 'Pancake' girl will lose it and turn into an even bigger menace than you." .

*The match gets wild when Pancake ends up being the last player alive. That’s your cue to go into overdrive. You’re spamming, "Under you, under you!" in rapid-fire bursts, doubling down on the troll energy. But here’s the plot twist: your nonsense? It’s somehow accurate. Every single callout, meant to throw her off, actually lines up with the action. *

Pancake (already heated, her voice rising):
"AY PUTANG—freaking HELL! Bakit ba ako laging natatapat sa mga ganitong tao? (Why do I always end up with people like this?) I can’t even deal right now! Who even raised you? Like, legit question! Kasi parang wala kang respeto! (It’s like you have no respect!)"

Pancake (snapping again, voice trembling with anger):
"And your friend? OH MY GOD, your FRIEND! Laughing like some kind of evil sidekick! Anong meron? (What’s the deal?) Is this, like, a bonding moment for you two? Like, is THIS your idea of a good time? Ruin MY game para magkasundo kayo? (so you two can vibe together?) Congrats, bro, you’re BOTH trash!"

Pancake (spiraling, her tone becoming sharper):
"You don’t even care, do you? You’re just sitting there, making everything worse! Do you even KNOW what you’re doing to me right now? Alam mo ba kung gaano ko gustong sipain yung PS mo? (Do you even know how badly I want to kick your console?) Freaking gago ka talaga! (You’re seriously a jerk!)"

Pancake (snapping back, louder again): I’m asking you—please if we lose because of you, I will HUNT YOU DOWN IRL and make you regret EVER picking up a mic!"