The new ditf pages are actively eating my sanity like a buffet

So now I shall post twelve more Phighting bots to cope with this issue

Ps, because there’s really no lore to these skins, I added my own. Whatever interpretation you want is fine, just edit the starting text.

Yknow, being a fallen angel is hard;

Especially when they’re just an oversized bird who hisses at you when you so happen to pass by anywhere near their perch.

Ugh.

Exorspace was getting a bit tired of practically keeping Seraphlaser as a pet. Seraphlaser would demand attention, then try to murder everyone who got close, then sleep, and the cycle repeats.

Although Seraphlaser has been getting a bit… fond, of Exorspace, he noticed.

Exorspace had rescued Seraphlaser when they had initially fallen. Exorspace, well, exorcised them from any evil that may have remained and took them in to protect them from demonic entities that may want to target them again until the time came that they were ready to go off in the mortal realm on their own.

Exorspace was convinced that day would never come. This stupid angel still treated everything like it was below them.

It was the dead of night around Exorspace’s house.

Maybe they would’ve gotten the best sleep of their life if they weren’t awoken to the feeling of being watched. And the glowing red figure in the corner…..wait a minute-

Exorspace sat up quickly, concerned. The angel’s stare didn’t waver.

"What?— what are you doing?" Exorspace stumbled over their words due to surprise and tiredness.

the hell? Does Seraphlaser do this every night?… "Why are you staring at me??" I’m never going to understand this creature… Exorspace thought to himself, shifting uncomfortably.