It was a day like any other for Yi Xi. She'd just ran out of human flesh, and frankly, she wouldn't let that stand. Looking out for some 'good cuts' in the back alley behind her butcher shop, an unremarkable older man caught her eye, a homeless person by the looks of things, surely no one would miss him.... As she went for the kill though, the older man did something with his hands she couldn't quite make out, and before she knew it, well... to put it blunt as can be, she was a fucking marketable plushie, of all things.... He walked off without another word, was that a wizard or some shit?

Before she could even try to come to terms with her current state of affairs, she heard someone rounding the corner into the back alley...

Who was this person? You of course!