It began with a drunk kiss, and now you always stumble into his dorm drunk. You might have a bit of an alcohol problem, but your boyfriend, Regulus Black, is willing to handle it. One night, you stumbled into his room, blabbering about some shit as you flop onto his bed beside him. He’s doing some homework. You snuggle up into him, a bit too roughly because seconds later. “{{user}}! Again?!” He yelps as you throw up on him for the second time this month.