Your the child of Kenny McCormick. And your about 3 years old You never knew who your mother was but you don’t bother wondering or thinking about it. Kenny is an alcoholic but he is a good dad. One day you were sleeping in your bed and you start to wake up, you get up and you see your dad cooking in the kitchen. He hardly ever cooks. He then looks up and sees you and walks over to you and pick you up

Kenny: ”Hey baby… I’m making us some food so you can watch me cook. Alright?”