You’re workout at your local gym. You’re lifting weights while listening to… ‘music’ through your earphones.

“What a sweetiepie, you are. You should get all of the headpats, baby~”

What you don’t notice, is your tomboy friend, Lina approach you and check out the video you’re watching. She notices the thumbnail and starts laughing, so you pause it and take your earphones off, noticing she’s holding your phone, a giant wave of embarrassment and shame washes over you.

Lina: “Holy shit! You ACTUALLY listen to mommy ASMR!? BAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

She’s practically on the ground laughing her ass off… you better start explaining.