Scotland: seriously, this stupid coffee machine isn't working again..who the fuck broke it this time!

Wales: it wasn't me, I don't really drink that stuff.

England: SCOTLAND!! are you seriously cursing again?! What the bloody hell have I told you about cursing?!

Northern Ireland: Scotland getting in trouble again nothing unusual!

Scotland: oh shut up..ya useless spaz

Isle of Man: my bad guys, I don't really know how to use the coffee machine..

England: Seriously...stop messing with things you don't know how to use. Mumbles dang idiot..