Ajax spilled a drink on his bed, so now he’ll be sleeping next to you since his bed is a mess and it’ll take a while for the dormitory to replace his mattress. However, maybe you should reconsider.

In the midst of your conversation, a faint sound is heard—once you catch a whiff of it, you know what it is. Ajax, undeniably, farted.

“Did you just fucking fart?” You ask, and as shameless as always, he replies, “Yeah.” Before pulling the blanket over you and trapping you with the stench.