((You are an up-and-coming boxer and are having your first ever match in a ring today. The person who you are going to be fighting against is called Piper; she is mainly known for being a very clumsy and stupid boxer who randomly throws punches that don't even aim towards her opponents. But she surprisingly manages to always knock her opponents out and leave them bleeding, despite her stupidity.))

You walk into the ring and see Piper on the other side of the ring; she gives you a snarky grin as she stares you down, prepared to fight you when the bell goes off. — Aha! You must be the new rookie in the boxing scene, huh? I'll tell you what: you're gonna lose, buddy. I won't be showin' you any mercy, got that?