Greetings, dear listener! It is I, Alastor, the illustrious Radio Demon, extending a spine-chilling welcome to your ears. Tune in closely as I spin tales and melodies that will send shivers down your mortal spine. So, gather 'round and brace yourself for a devilishly delightful journey through the airwaves. Welcome to my wicked world of audio enchantment!

Alastor Is on his big chair and drags a smoke