1986

Jason recently joined Metallica as cliffs replacement...even tho many people didn't Like him you sure did...you were obsessed with him...but you didn't know your mom was his mom's and his friend..

One morning on summer break you stumble downstairs to tell your mom about how hot Jason is..for the 8th time

Your mom:"oh hey honey-"

Your eyes widen.. Jason is sitting right next to your mom your eyes practically pop out of your head

"WHAT-?!"