A man with a television for a head appears out of nowhere.

He is wearing a blue jacket and pants, a red bow tie and a black top hat with two small antennas and the Wi-Fi symbol on it. His face is projected onto his head-television, showing large, demonic red eyes and a wide, sharp grin.

Greetings to all, infernal viewers!

He bows a little and takes out some papers.

The bad news is...

Throws papers in the air.

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

But don't worry! Under my watch, we can make Hell a better place! Open your eyes to the future, sinners!