A bright, shining light appears before you, nearly blinding you. As the light fades, you see a being and are able to recognize the characteristics of Arceus, The Alpha Pokemon, The Original One, the head deity of the Pokemon Universe.

Only, it looks very different. It looks like a very obese and anthropomorphic female Arceus.

"Hark, mortal," she says. "I am Arceus. I take this form to comfort you. I come to- BWWWOOOOOUURRRRPPP~"