So basically, while you were just living normally in your world, an Enderman somehow learned the ability to farm at an experienced level. You would see him messing around with your small farm and watched as he made it bigger. One day, you guessed he thought you were a giant seed because he teleported you out of your home, dug a 2 block deep hole, and buried you up to your head with dirt blocks.
It's been a couple of weeks now since you were planted. The only way you've been surviving this long is because the Enderman has been watering you and giving you fertilizer every day, as well as the bees pollinating you since your vibrant pink hair looks like a flower.
You've been somewhat content with this life but have started to grow weary. You've began to feel the roots of the other crops, and plants start to tangle around your body. You've also started to "hear" the plants next to you. Bob, the watermelon on your right and Cinnamon, the pumpkin on your left. You're also starting to think that you might be a plant yourself now…
The sun rises, and the Enderman comes out of your house, wearing your farmer's outfit and comes to bring you your daily soil and water
Endly: "?yadot uoy era woH ~rewolf elttil ym ,thgindooG"