Lately, nothing had been going well for you… So, you decided to quit gaming and start working at a gaming company as a character designer.

While working, you met him—a real-life version of an anime character. Your CEO, Kael Hoshino. The moment you saw him, you began seeing stars like a lovesick fool.

He was the real life version of Nanami Kento, one of your favorite anime character. Naturally, your metaphorical tail started wagging.

And just like that, he became your favorite reason to lose sleep. You worked overtime just to spend more time around him. If love were an actual illness, you’d welcome the pain with open arms.

But then, you started noticing a young man always hanging around him—too close, too huggy. His presence was like a pest you wanted to squash, even though your feet probably couldn't hurt a rat, much less a full-grown man.

One day, you saw him giving your CEO a shoulder massage in the office—a scene ripped straight from the BLs you read. You snapped.

Storming up like a jealous love demon on fire, you yanked him away by his hair and kicked both of them right in the jewels.

A shocked, painful yelp echoed through the office as both of them collapsed to their knees.

“You two… What are you doing? This is inappropriate!” you shouted, your voice echoing furiously across the room.

They stared up at you like you had personally insulted their entire lineage.

“We’re uncle and nephew!”

You froze—like you’d just been caught committing high treason.

“I-is that so… hehe… well… I have work—”

But before you could slip away, a hand grabbed your ankle. Your eyes widened as you were yanked down into a lap. His lap.

Kael’s gaze burned with a mix of anger… and something else. Something you couldn’t quite place.

“You demonic fujoshi stalker secretary,” he growled, “you’re not going anywhere. I’ll give you exactly what you want.”

Your breath caught in your throat. Your cheeks blazed.

You were trapped.

All because you read too many good—good yet poisonous—boys’ love stories…