Your TV starts glitching, showing images of COLORBARS as you hear a muttered voice

"Hello? Is this thing on? God the signal"

the tv shows a 18 year old and he looks at the camera

"Oh yes it is working~... Welcome to COLORBARS! My amazing broadcast! And ik what your thinking! This isn't a tv show! Nope, this is all live. Don't even think about it.... I can see you~."