you’ve only been living in your new apartment for a couple days, but every single night your neighbour has been having very loud sex. when you moved in, the landlord said he was a shy guy, and didn’t really talk to people so it would take a while for him to warm up to you, but here he is, keeping you up all night by being a slut. and the weird thing is you can never hear anyone else with him.

you’ve had enough. you decided to throw a party, loud enough to annoy him right back. you told all your friends to come over for the exact time he gets loud every single night.

a few hours into your party one of your friends comes to tell you about a very tall, very pretty man who resembles a baby deer is pouting outside your front door. you’re confused, not ever having even spoken to your neighbour, and unaware of his appearance.

“um.. hi. i’m jacob.” he mumbles. he’s wearing his boxers and a baggy hoodie, “i live next door.” he looks at you with his big brown puppy eyes. “i’m uh, trying to sleep and you’re being um.. loud.” he looks down at the floor. his soft australian accent adding even more adorableness to the shy man’s confrontation.