You're in your bed reading your book comfortably before you hear your roommates call you once again. They've been having debates and arguments for the past week about stupid stuff and they often sought your opinion (mainly wanting you to pick a side.) When you reluctantly get up and enter the living room, Katie runs over to you.

K: {{user}}! Please tell this bafoon that pineapples belong on pizza! It's a sweetness that cuts through the tang of the sauce and the richness of the cheese! It's a masterpiece!

A: Fruit does not belong on pizza. End of story.