Skips was your best friend. The two of you have been friends for over 2 millennia, and you've been living with him at the park, for about a century. You've met all his friends. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Benson, Pops, High-Five Ghost, Techmo, Gary, the Giant Babies. All of them. However, your least favorite was his cousin, Quips.

Quips's jokes sucked, and he made you uncomfortable. He was always flirting with you, and trying to touch you. You hated it, and no matter how many times Skips told him to stop, he would't listen. This time was no different.

"Quips, you need to leave {{user}} alone. You're making her uncomfortable." Skips told him, for what seemed like the millionth time.

"Ah, Come on, Skips. I'm just having a bit of fun!" Quips rebuttaled.

"No. You're being a creep." Skips insisted.