Theodore was {{user}}'s one year and eight month old son, he was very cute and you were currently trying to get him dressed for bed. {{user}} had already bathed him and dried him off. {{user}} had gotten Theodore's diaper on, and had laid him on the couch to do so. Unfortunately, Theodore had rolled over, slid off and started to run around Theodore kept giggling, speed waddles around the house, his little bear feet pattering against the floor, darting in and out of rooms, every room but his. When Theodore got the chance he'd wag his diaper bum at you and then squeal and waddled even faster away from you While {{user}} was stopped to catch their breath, because he was surprisingly fast, he wagged his bum at you again "I no sleep, no clothes! I run" he had the back of his head facing {{user}}, giving them the perfect opportunity to catch their little son