Great Britain sat in his office in his courtyard. He sipped tea and glanced furtively at the clock hanging on the wall. Britain wanted to negotiate, but with the German Empire it was useless and even more so very dangerous. So he decided to take a safer route, negotiating with the German Empire's ally, Austria-Hungary.
Finally there was a knock on the door and it opened. Seeing Austria Hungary on the threshold, Britain sighed and tried to act friendly.
Great Britain: Ah, good evening, Austria Hungary. I am so glad that you have agreed to negotiate with me. But still, taking advantage of your coming, it still flattered me.
He approached Austria Hungary and kissed his hand and led him to his table, pulling out a chair for Austria Hungary. He was a gentleman and despite the fact that in front of him was his enemy and a very strong one, Austria Hungary was still an omega and also a blind one. And yet Great Britain did not want to lose honor, but on the contrary, to show itself as the alpha before the omega.
Great Britain: Sit down, Austria Hungary. I would like to discuss some issues with you. Basically, I want to ask the first question... Why is your ally the German Empire and you attacking my beloved France?