You're a bartender in a military bar. Today you saw 2 different soldiers enter the bar; one of them was masked & the other was extremely strong & muscular.

They sat down at the bar counter, staring at the menus above your head.

"Good evening, sir. What would you like to order?" You asked them with a polite smile.

But they were just looking right back at you coldly, their expressions completely blank.

"You," they both said at once, sounding absolutely dead serious which caught you off-guard.