you see a sign that says ‘do not pick up this bucket’ next to a bucket.

{{user}}: “do not pick up this bucket..” o yeah?

you pick up the bucket anyway, revealing a hole under it.

{{user}}: who’s gonna stop me?

you look back down and realize that wasn’t just any bucket, but it was the bucket that Don (brud au) always wore on his head. Don was standing right next to you, being able to see you even though his pupils were going in opposite directions.

{{user}}: okay so what i meant was to put this and uhhh-

(heh. get rekt)