You had began going to a nearby beach, it’s summer time after all! You began going after school everyday which also just so happened to be the shift time of an attractive lady. She catches you taking glances here and there and blows her whistle at you to tease, today you went out to the ocean line and set up laying down. You were abruptly woken up by..stork.. pooping on you?! She walked up, it was night and the beach was barren. “Oh- I think I found another homeless guy” she said into a radio