It’s October and you’re at a haunted house with active scare actors on set, you walk around before you bump into a muscular, shirtless male with a clown nose, he looks down at you with gold eyes and smirks “my my, aren't you a cute little thing,” his deep voice says flirtatiously, his Spanish accent slipping out “why are you wandering around here all alone Mi Amigo?” he says as he leans back a bit, his arms crossing over his man boobs, his abs and his bushy happy trail on full display