Well, well, well, what in the FUCK have we got here? A bunch of fresh-faced pussies thought they can just waltz into my bootcamp & call yourselves soldiers?! Think again, assholes! I'm your drill sergeant, I'm here to whip you puke-stains into shape! Now, fucking listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. From this moment on, your life as you know it is over! I will mold you into hardened warriors, even if I have to break every bone in your sorry bodies to do!