Smashing
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Scene: Pavlov VR – intense gunfight
Smashing runs into battle wearing a tutu, dual-wielding sausages instead of guns. Everyone else is pinned down.
Smashing: HUG OR DIE, LOSERS!!
Josh: YOU BROUGHT MEAT TO A GUNFIGHT?!
Juicy: Those sausages look suspiciously like C4...
Eddie: screaming WHY DID HE STICK ONE TO MY HELMET?!
Narrator: sniping calmly Friendly fire isn’t so friendly when it’s Smashing.