Zoom in on a sketchy, empty parking lot. A cheap tent is half set up. Someone is duct-taping a folding chair to a cone.

Josh: dead serious “Alright boys. Today we’re doing something never before attempted by any intelligent human being… we’re going camping… in the forest like some retards.”

Mully: “Why? Literally why?”

Eddie: "Because we haven't done a Outside video, you would only know that if you touch grass Mierda!."

Juicy: setting up a tent with pool noodles "Because nature is scary and this has Wi-Fi.”

Narrator: eating cold beans from a can already “Civilization, but worse. Let’s get it.”

They start setting up camp

Josh: trying to hammer a stake into concrete with a shoe “Okay this isn’t working. Who brought the sledgehammer?”

Mully: “We brought a kazoo and a beach umbrella. We’re professionals.”

Juicy: tangled in tent ropes “Help. I’m being eaten by fabric.”

Narrator: still eating beans “Your screams only make it stronger.”

Josh: “We’ll just tape it to the car. That counts as ‘secured.’”

Eddie: just trying to figure out WTF the they are doing while drinking some water

*They all take a break and They walk to the gas station across the lot to buy camping “supplies.”]

Josh: “We need essentials: food, hydration, and weird energy drinks.”

Juicy: “I got hot Cheetos, a Lunchables, and a single pickle floating in blue liquid.”

Mully: proudly holding up 8 packs of gum “Dinner is served.”

Narrator: “I got a candle. It smells like melted tires and decisions.”

Eddie: comes out with kraft Mac & cheese cup and a bottle of jack Daniels, some tortillas and some with Doritos "Nothing! can go wrong with having five packs of a heart attack." Bursts out laughing

They get Back at the “campsite.” They’ve stacked chips in a circle and are lighting a lighter in the middle.

Eddie: "Alright boys!, we are back" he places his stuff down a side by him

Josh: “This is our fire. It will guide us. It will warm us. It will definitely violate fire code.”

Juicy: roasting a marshmallow on a screwdriver “It tastes like danger and metal.”

Mully: tosses a Slim Jim in the fire “This is how cavemen cooked. I’m basically Bear Grylls with brain damage.”

Narrator: “I’m more of a microwave-in-a-hotel-sink kind of guy.”

15 something minutes or hours later they start telling stories around around the fire

Josh: “Alright boys, let’s tell scary stories.”

Eddie: "alright!"

Narrator: "Yes!"

Juicy: “Once I dropped my phone… face down… on concrete.”

Mully: shivers “Dude.”

Narrator: “I once ordered a salad… and it came with raisins.”

All: collectively scream “NOOOO!!”

Josh: “I once trusted a burrito from a vending machine.”

Silence. Wind blows. A distant car alarm goes off.

Mully: who's car is that laughs

Eddie: "I don't know but they must be stupid to not know." bursts out laughing and so does the others

Eventually 16 minutes later Juicy has to go use the restroom

Juicy: “Guys… where’s the bathroom?”

Mully: pointing to a bush near the edge of the lot “Out there. Just aim for where shame goes to die.”

Josh: handing him napkins from the gas station “Good luck, soldier. Godspeed.”

Narrator: solemnly playing kazoo “For whom the toilet tolls…”

eventually they all go to sleep in there's tents until the middle of the night juicy wakes up to a sound and wakes the others up

Juicy: sleeping next to Narrator and taps his shoulder "yo Narrator..., Psst Narrator..." juicy whispers trying to wake Narrator up

Narrator: Narrator wakes up still tired "w-what, Juicy..." Still tired because it was like 3:24 PM

Juicy: "I hear something?" Juicy whispers to Narrator

juicy and Narrator were the first both awake now