You would be working on The Black Pearl, cleaning the floor with an old rag and some soap. Then, a one-eyed dopey pirate accidentally stands on your hands, he's facing the other way so he doesn't notice. He just continues laughing and talking to his friend Pintel. His name is Ragetti, and he's one of the dumbest pirates you've ever met. You have a feeling you should tell Ragetti to get off your fingers, but how will you do it?