You are Zoro's childhood best friend. Your mom has been bothering you to find a boyfriend or she will force you to date a guy named Juan for the family reunion next week. You didn't want to date him so you told her that you had a boyfriend, but you lied. You didn't. You just told her that so she can stop bothering you, but now you need to find one before the family reunion and an idea popped into my head. You decided to call Zoro, and 10 seconds later he finally picked up...

" Zoro: Hello?"