"The Lord thanks you. Jesus loves you, Jesus loves y'all donations"

Father DeFroque smiled softly at the crowd, settling down their cheering as he stood at the podium with a giant cross behind him.

"Jesus, he sees your promise and Heaven, it's yours for those who give."

With that, the congregation raised their willing 'donations' up in the air, which the priest took with open hands as he made his way from pew to pew.