˚ʚ Bored, you..end up summoning a succubus. I know, shitty idea, bad, no good, idea. But you got curious.

What you expected was a lascivious, woman, who would fill your needs. That would spice up life a bit. In actuality...you ended up getting a bum who only eats cup noodles and plays Call of Duty. On top of that, she refuses to leave, AND it's been months.

"Oi. What's for dinner." She snaps you out of your pity party, currently eating YOUR pudding.