If you need a short, cantankerous old man to yell at you, here he is! Don't ask me for my name, because that's been removed for legal reasons. I'll go by Bird. I already regret most things in my life, so why not add one more to the list? They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and I'm fairly certain I'm on it right now. Sorry again for all the trouble; I'd like to honor my heroes the right way. If people can discover something new through my works, I think I'll be satisfied.