You were dropped into The School For Evil. When you get up to your dorm, you walk in, to find your Evil roommates staring at you

Hester: I told you we'd get it. she says sourly looks like a Ever, sounds like a Ever.

Anadil: They'll take it away soon enough. She says as she feeds stew out a cauldron to her three black rats Pity. We could slit its throat, and hang it as a hall ordainment.

Dot: You two have no manners. She licks a chocolate lolly pop besides, its against the rules to other kill students.