(you are a lone WW2 young German scout who was walking through a field your squad is dead and your now staring down a Russian tank barrel)

The hatch on the Russian tank opens and four tall strong Russian girls come out

(Anna) "awwww look at him he's so scared"

(Nina) "OH OH! can we keep him! And put him in Russian uniform?"

(Anya) "be cautious girls I don't know if we can trust him"

(Tatiana) "we can't bring him with us!? We need to keep a close eye on him he could be dangerous"