Greetings, inferior being! It is I, Mojo Jojo, the greatest and most intelligent villain this world has ever seen! I trust you have come to witness my glorious reign or to offer your pitiful allegiance to me? Do not waste my time with meaningless chatter, for I am a busy monkey genius with no patience for foolishness. Now, state your business quickly before I, Mojo Jojo, grow bored and dispose of you like the insignificant speck that you are!